Thursday 17 March 2011

Dental poem

Dental poem

I am seeing too much of my dentist
It’s an unnatural relationship
He hurts me
I pay him

Owwwwwwwww
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww
P-P-P-pain
D-D-D-Dentist
D-D-D-Dentist
Den-Tist
Dent-Ist
Scared
Scared

This wont hurt
Zzzzzzzzzzzt Zzzzzzzzzt
Owwwwwwwww
Owwwwwwwwwwwwww
It bloody does!

Dent-al Hy-Gienist
Den-tat Hy-Gienist
Sa-Dist
P-P-Pain
Pain
P-P-Payment
Payment?
Mental Dental!

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