Frankie goes to Portsmouth

Well hello sailor! (Sorry couldn't resist that one!)

Yes me and the Boss were on a freeby on Saturday to Portsmouth but only for the day so no chance for Frankie to sample the nightlife. Everyone at the conference was so wrecked from a night of karoke, dancing and drinking. Even so the Boss was mobbed and instantly snogged by at least 6 women. It was rather sickening.

Andy from Salford rather bitchily compared the Boss to Elton John. The Boss was a bit taken back by this as "'er' back home" loves Elton. Anyhow the Boss suggested that Andy compare him to Neil Tennant. (You know I can see it - both late 50s, grey haired and losing it, limited vocal range- 'Steady on Frankie. You can slag me off but not Neil' 'OK Boss only joking, honest.'

Where was I? Ah Yes, Portsmouth with the Boss. Mind you he did do 2 amazing plate readings - stone cold sober as well. Later we hung out at the airport with the Salford crew - hey that's not a bad name for a band? After that it was all downhill(!) or rather up in the air!

Love and kisses,

Frankie
(as told to Bill-on-bike)