Friday 29 August 2008

Frankie goes to Nairobi

Yes it's true! The Boss is taking me to Kenya on Sunday for his regular conference jaunt. You should have seen him recently in Barcelona - snogging every woman in sight! (Steady on Frankie - the Boss) OK Boss, your very important and very busy visit to Nairobi, representing the University, making a big keynote speech, doing an exam board etc (OK, OK, no need to lay it on with a trowel).

The Boss says there is a good chance I can dance with the Maasai warriors dance troupe who usually open the conference - think about it they kind of pogo like Punks should to do! And then imagine hitting the niteclubs in Nairobi... Steady on Frankie! Otherwise you will get grounded. "No Boss".

Yours can't-wait-to-go

Frankie

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